*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
Bitch ass teacher: " you’re talking so u must be done with ur work, right?"
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.